What Is The Stupidest Question To Ask My Teacher?

Question by Evil Potato: What Is The Stupidest Question To Ask My Teacher?
We are testing a new e-mail system at school and for homework, we have to ask our teacher any question over e-mail. What is the stupidest thing you can think of because she will project the questions on the wall so everyone can see. One that will get a good laugh

Best answer:

Answer by sweetcherrypie_♥
what grade am i getting? its the only one i can think of.

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8 Responses to “What Is The Stupidest Question To Ask My Teacher?”

  1. nicky says:


  2. Gabriel B says:

    what do you teach.

  3. rey_rocks says:

    What’s your job. lol

  4. SuperN says:

    hello……hello…..can you hear me>??

    are we REALLY testing a new e-mail system or did you just make this all up to get my e-mail address?

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  5. chuck n toss says:

    You take the average German (actually, you could pick any nationality as long as there is a strong accent) and move him to Chicago. He speaks broken English and has a strong accent while talking. Will his dog have an accent?

    You can use this for any area of the world with an Englishman moving to China or a Mexican moving to France. You get the idea, but make it local for you.

  6. jennyvee says:

    are you wearing underwear?

  7. Priya says:

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  8. diggerml says:

    (name of girl in school), will you go to the dance with me?

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